After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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