He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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