Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize