you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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