so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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