I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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