I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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