To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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