at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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