I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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