WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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