Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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