Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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