so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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