Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
