I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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