so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
