i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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