she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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