I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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