five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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