Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
