kristin has been a bad kristin
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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