We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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