If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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