do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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