I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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