quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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