Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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