She is in my trunk
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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