he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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