i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize