): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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