I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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