She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So much rum. So many feels.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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