dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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