their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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