There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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