so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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