he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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