quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize