this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
do nipples grow back?
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