This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You can't special order awesome
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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