What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
