He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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