happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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