So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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