i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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