What a fucking waste of an outfit
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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