U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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