Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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