i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We are all done wearing pants today
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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