Well douche your snatch and let's go!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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