do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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