SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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