Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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