Can Purell be used as lube?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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