yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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